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Using a Condom is Genius

Using a Condom is Genius

It’s seems like a no-brainer. Doing something so simple and so inexpensive that can protect something so important to you. But you’d be surprised at how many just don’t do it. Can you believe that for some dudes, using a condom to keep their penises healthy isn’t anything they care to do?

What do we call those guys?

Morons.

There’s nothing in life that we love more than our junk. We just can’t help it. It’s been with us since the beginning, and our affection for it only increases over time. We don’t understand why those guys would put their junk in jeopardy.

Using a condom is a smart decision. In fact, it’s genius. It’s the cheapest way to keep away the crabs!

Those creepy-crawlies aren’t the only STD that can plague your penis. There are a bunch of other disgusting sexually transmitted diseases that are easy to keep at bay by wearing a rubber. Let us remind you of a few: Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Human Papillomavirus (also known as HPV), Herpes, Chlamydia, and even HIV/AIDS.

From bumps and rashes, to oozing discharges, any of these STDs can really do a number on your stump. HIV/AIDS can even take your life. So why would any guy who’s not in a monogamous relationship ever take a chance? Could it be an intellectual issue? We have a hard time believing that because it’s so easy to protect your penis.

Besides STDs, why else should you wrap it up every time you get down? Rugrats.

If you are playing the field (and trust us, we have, and do), it makes sense to be in control. A babe might tell you she’s on The Pill, but who really knows? And even if she is, if she forgets to pop that Pill now and then, you could be screwed. Crazy chicks are often the best in bed, but you really wouldn’t want to have a raise a child with them. Right?

When you’re in a serious relationship, there are sound reasons for wearing a condom too.

If you and your one-and-only are committed to always being you and your one-and-only (i.e. you don’t want kids, or at least not yet), the surest way to maintain that party of two is to slip a sheath on your shaft. Condoms are 98% effective at birth control when use them correctly every time you have sex.

Knowing that you could knock up a psycho or get an STD that would cause you to piss daggers … some guys still don’t want to fricken wear a condom.

Why do guys make the stupid choice to not wear a rubber? Because they claim it doesn’t feel as good. First, the benefits far outweigh the feeling, or supposed lack thereof. Get over it. Second, we bet these dudes haven’t tried the Trojan Bareskin line, available in regular and Magnum size, or the new Durex Invisible. These condoms are made super thin so you feel like you ain’t wearin’ nothin’. With these, there really are no more excuses.

We admit, you don’t actually have to be a certified genius to start using a condom when you have sex. But if you don’t, you’re not just a moron; you’re definitely a tool.