No Excuses, Wear a Condom Dummy
Wear a condom. It doesn't seem like we should have to remind anyone to do that. It should be a given but some dumb asses still don't. And the excuses guys use to not wear one are so lame. Check out these excuses and our retorts.
"I go soft when I try to put a condom on."
We have a feeling this could be a mental thing. You don't want to wear a condom so you let yourself go limp in protest. If you really do have trouble getting and staying hard, try a male genital desensitizing condom such as Trojan Extended Pleasure.
"They're too tight."
If you think that you're too big for condoms, your head is probably too big, and we're not talking about your head down there. We doubt your junk is as ginormous as you think. Plus there are plenty of rubbers in large and XL sizes that fit guys who have really do have huge penises.
"They don't fit."
Guys tease each other mercilessly about having a small dick. Just check out a Tweet from Estoy rafael™ @RafaelRamiro5:
"Friend 1: I don't like wearing condoms. Friend 2: Why cause there too big for you??! LMAO!!!! #sqaudmaxin"
Sadly, some guys actually do have tiny dicks. But there are prophylactics to fit them too. Try snugger fit and iron grip condoms in a variety pack made especially for dudes who have been short-changed down there.
"She can take the Pill."
Hey dudes, this is both a bit sexist and inconsiderate. Check out what Clarke @radicalhearts said on Twitter:
"You expect me to take a hormone-altering prescription medication for YEARS because you don't feel like wearing condoms?"
When you hear it that way, doesn't it sound utterly ridiculous? All men have to do is wear something on their willys, and there are ultra thin varieties, while chicks have to alter their hormones! And when females finally want to go off the Pill, those hormones totally go wacko trying to reset themselves.
"They dry out too fast."
C'mon, really? This is just an easy fix. There are a bunch of lubes on the market to make lovemaking more pleasurable and last much longer.
"I'm allergic."
If you think you are allergic, first, make sure it's not just easy excuse for not wearing one. If you truly are allergic, there are many non latex condoms made of polyurethane, polyisoprene and natural animal skin that will allow you to practice safe sex without worrying about an allergic reaction.
"It doesn't feel as good when I wear one."
Boohoo.
Let's us remind you, again, if you are gonna have sex, wear a fricken condom. if you think you might hook up, have some rubbers on hand. Safe sex is the only way.
Also read: How to Put on a Condom: Techniques for Doing it Right