Condoms and Classic Advertising Taglines
Advertising tag lines…
They should be short and memorable, telling everyone what they should do or what your product or service is. Get a good tag and it's like grabbing the holy grail. Your slogan can generate tons of word of mouth advertising and even become part of the cultural lexicon. A tag can literally live forever…if you do it right. Think…" What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas."
We absolutely LOVE our tagline here at CondomJungle -- Hump Responsibly. But we wanted to have some fun. So we looked at some of the most classic advertising tag lines of all time to see how they would stack up if they were representing condoms and safe sex.
You may be surprised at how you can apply a financial tagline, or one from a coffee company, to condoms--but they kind of work. Check 'em out.
Also read: Learn How to Say Condom in Multiple Languages
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Some slogans don't need to change at all to be appropriate for promoting safe sex.
Just Do It. (Nike)
What’s in your wallet? (Capital One)
Don’t Leave Home Without It. (American Express)
Reach out and touch someone (AT&T)
Get your own box (Cheez-It)
Where’s the cream filling? (Hostess Cakes)
Because I’m worth it (L'Oreal)
Good to the last drop (Maxwell House)
Enjoy the ride (Nissan)
Choose freedom (Toshiba)
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Some slogans need minor tweaks to make them Oh, Oh, OHHHHHHH so memorable for safe sex
A Diamond is Forever (DeBeers)
A Baby is Forever. Condoms Now.
Can You Hear Me Now? (Verizon)
You Can F*uck Me Now!
Like a Rock. (Chevy)
Like Your C*ck!
When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best. (Hallmark)
When You Care Enough to F*ck the Very Best.
Stronger Than Dirt (Ajax)
Stronger Than Sperm
Doesn’t your dog deserve Alpo? (Alpo Dog Food)
Doesn’t your dick deserve condoms?
Calgon, Take Me Away (Calgon Toiletries)
Condoms, Take Sperm Away
Nothing comes between me and my Calvins (Calvin Klein Jeans)
Nothing comes between me and my condoms
It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature (Chiffon Margarine)
It’s Nice to Fool Mother Nature
If you wear ultra thin condoms, it will feel like you are wearing nothing at all.
Cooks who know trust Crisco (Crisco Vegetable Shortening)
C*cks who know trust condoms
Aren’t you glad you use Dial? Don’t you wish everybody did? (Dial Soap)
Aren’t you glad you use condoms? Don’t you wish everybody did?
Two words to the wise (Georgia Federal)
Two words to the wise--use condoms
Babies are our business (Gerber)
Babies are NOT our business
Every kiss begins with Kay (Kay Jewelers)
Every kiss ends with condoms
Do the Dew (Mountain Dew)
Do the Deed
Virginia is for lovers (The Virginia Tourism Commission)
Condoms are for lovers
Visine gets the red out (Visine)
Condoms keep the sperm out
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What did we miss? Do you have a favorite tagline that you'd like to see used to promote safe sex? Let us know!
Also read: How to Put on a Condom: Techniques for Doing it Right