Check Your Banana to Avoid Four Hour Erection or Death
It’s no secret that black widow spiders often kill their mates after sex. But did you know that there is a Brazilian spider that can give a man a 4-hour erection? What happens after that? The dude is dead. So imagine a British mom’s surprise when she opened a bag of bananas and found an infestation of spider eggs, killer Brazilian wandering spiders to be exact.
Whether it’s from a spider bite or a big, blue pill, any time a guy has a 4-hour erection, he better have a bunch of condoms on hand.